basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via dreamersguidetowisdom)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Source: cokeflow, via jesuschristvevo)

hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

(Source: truly--deeply, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via herspanic)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via goinsanee)

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

(via jesuschristvevo)

aphrodisy:

I screamed

(via ruinedchildhood)

sh1re:

happy easter

(via eillallie)

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via saucyjews)

guyfitblr:

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

Also add salt to the water, to lower the freezing point so that the water doesn’t freeze while you’re waiting for your victims obviously.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fatasstohealthybitch)